Missile Toe A Very Confused Christmas Story

🎄🤪 Missile Toy: A Very Confused Christmas Story 😂✨

Christmas can be so confusing… I mean, what even is a sugarplum?! 🍭 In Missile Toy: A Very Confused Christmas Story, holiday traditions and classic carols get hilariously twisted through the eyes of one very puzzled kid—creating a laugh-out-loud collection that’s part poetry, part pure Christmas chaos! 🎅🎁

With witty rhymes and laugh-out-loud illustrations by the ever-hysterical Marty Kelley, this book delivers a sleighful of giggles for kids (and grown-ups) who’ve ever wondered why we hang socks on the mantel or sing about flying reindeer 🦌🧦.

Perfect for cozy December nights, classroom fun, or a family read-aloud that ends in snorts of hot cocoa laughter ☕🤣.