If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don't!

🏴☠️🎅 If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don’t! 🎅🏴☠️
From the wildly funny Magnolia Says DON’T! series comes a holly-jolly cautionary tale that’ll have little readers giggling louder than Santa’s “Ho-ho-ho!” 🎁✨

When Magnolia hears she’s meeting a bearded guy in a red suit with a sack full of treasures, she figures—obviously—her pirate pal should tag along. What could go wrong? Well… maybe everything. From sword fights in the Santa line to plank-walking near the North Pole, this is one Christmas caper you’ll never forget! 🎄⚓️💨

Packed with mischief, heart, and Mo Willems-style humor, If You Ever Want to Bring a Pirate to Meet Santa, Don’t! is perfect for storytime laughs and festive fun. A must-read for little elves who love a good “what-not-to-do” adventure. 🏴☠️🎅📚

Available now at Neverland & Co.—where every holiday story sails in with sparkle, laughter, and a touch of trouble! ✨